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	<title>kidney juice</title>
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	<description>sometimes two just isn&#039;t enough</description>
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		<title>i have some news for you</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It's not writer's block; it's having nothing to say.  Looking back over the past few months of my saved, uncompleted posts, I have begun to realize my ascent to insanity is finally reaching fruition.  Here is a nugget of wisdom from June that I felt no one would be interested in:
I often contemplate ketchup.  Balancing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=211</link>
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		<title>late night antics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[click for full size!

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		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=208</link>
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		<title>the county fair</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm proud to say we have some of America's finest artists living in the Olmsted County area.  Between the cheese curd stands and the cow-judging barns were nestled a few exhibits showcasing the very best humanity has to offer.  Yes, I'm talking about the art galleries housing the always-fiery art competitions.  Dozens of artists submit [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=203</link>
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		<title>business ideas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Alright, I've come up with a few new business ideas that I plan to put in motion after school.  Here is the one that I've fleshed out the most.
Cat-aurants

The basic premise of this idea is as follows: patrons enter the restaurant (cataurant) and are immediately allowed to select a cat from a large cat-pen located [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=199</link>
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		<title>sample photo album</title>
		<description><![CDATA[

Trying to figure out how to format these things.. why is this so complicated?

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		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=195</link>
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		<title>cats, seriously</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm mostly certain I'm a cat trapped in a human body.  I spent most of my day rolling around on the floor telling a cat how soft it was, and that was my most successful day in weeks.

The simplicity of cat-life is appealing to me.  The necessity of food in any cat relationship is something [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=176</link>
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		<title>sewing with nancy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Anyone else remember this fantastic public television show?  Well, I've made it better:



UPGRADING A SHREK TWINKIE
Today's lesson is one of many frustrations.  You will need:
(1) twinkie
(15) blueberries
(1) knife
(2) toothpicks
(1) an open mind
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Servings: 1
Difficulty: moderate

You can find these twinkies at your local store.  Expect your checker-outer woman to make a snide comment about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=164</link>
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		<title>comments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Trying to turn on comments now that I have some spam filter in place.  That should block the ads telling me I need products I don't need.
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		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=162</link>
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		<title>insects</title>
		<description><![CDATA["Insects aren't bad."
Every time I'm caught complaining about an insect, someone tells me this.  It's one of those lies that is ingrained in modern society.  Let me dispel a few positive myths about insects for you:
Myth: bees don't want to sting you
Truth:  bees are the insect equivalent of human beings born with machetes for arms.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=159</link>
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		<title>how to write a paper</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a step-by-step guide to writing a college-level essay.
1. Read the assignment sheet
The absolute most important thing you can do to write a successful essay is to include all the required assignment criteria.  Instructors don't care what you write; they just want you to follow their directions.  When you break down these assignments, a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jobezark.com/?p=150</link>
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